Disney

Wake up! Wake up! Mommy, Daddy. It's time, It's time! Ugh...coffee? No time, gotta get car service to airport. Jesus, a 6am flight! C'mon, c'mon get on line. now go through security. No! you can't carry your DS through the machine...Don't worry they won't steal it.  Okay, now you sit by the window...Well you both can't sit by the window so someone's going to have to...Now, stop it!  Be nice!  People are trying to sleep...Play your DS.  I know you're bored...I'm bored.  We'll be there soon...C'mon, c'mon off the plane.  Okay, you wait on line for the Disney Magic tickets and I'll watch these two...Please do not lay down on the dirty airport carpet!  Okay...get on the bus...She sat by the window on the plane, you sit by the window on the bus.  YOU CAN'T BOTH SIT BY THE WINDOW!  Let's check into the hotel first...yes, we'll go to the park after we check in.  After we check in!!  AFTER WE CHECK IN!!! We can't go to the pool AND the park...You've got to choose.  No, I'm not going to the pool with you while Mommy goes to the park with her.  First we'll do what she wants, then we'll do what you want...Because she's older, that's why.  Tomorrow is Younger gets First Pick Day...Please, we've got to go somewhere--let's make a choice!  Good...no, we've got to take the bus...There it is!  The Magic Kingdom.  We'll do Hollywood Studios tomorrow.  I said tomorrow! BECAUSE THE BUS ONLY GOES TO THE MAGIC KINGDOM!!  C'mon, off the bus...Yeah, there's Mickey.  You don't like Mickey anymore? Or the princesses?  No, iCarly is another TV Network.  Because it's not a Disney Show, that's why.  Wait!  Wait!  Don't run all over the place...We'll get there.  Mom wants to go to It's a Small World.  Yeah, yeah we'll go on the better rides after that. We're buying one thing for each of you so you have to make your choice well....Please get out of that store...No, one thing each.  ONE THING EACH!  BECAUSE IT'S ALL JUNK ANYWAY!!!   Can you believe we have to wait 40 minutes for It's a Small World?  The thing's been around for 50 years--what's the appeal?  Yes, I know you enjoy it...we're going for you, right?  Yes, I'm sure they'll enjoy it too.  Splash Mountain?  Okay...but remember, we get wet.  Jesus, another 40 minute wait...and we thought it wasn't going to be crowded this week.  Yes, I'm getting hot too.  So put your hat on!  If you want to go on this ride, we have to wait...Well, we didn't get a FastPass, sorry.  Okay, okay...hold tight now...there are a couple of drrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooooooooppppppppppppppppppps! Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!  I'm totally soaked...even my underwear is wet!  No, I don't wanna do it again.  Haunted Mansion?  Yeah, at least it's not a water ride...Oy!  Now look at this line...at least we're under this awning. Okay, you come with me and you go with Mom.  Nooo, it's really not scary, more silly than anything else.  Ooooh, Ghosts!  Ya gotta hand it to that Disney, he knew how to make a buck.  Is it a coincidence that every ride lets you out in a gift shop?  Yes, yes, I'm tired too.  It's been a long day and we'll have many, many more.  I just hope this vacation doesn't kill me.